Parkie Missed Connection on Craigslist

If you cleared out your dad’s safety deposit box on Friday, this guy is looking for you. Because you’re cute and you like candy, not because you have valuables in your possession.

By Merritt Patterson Mar. 30, 2010 | 9:45 am | 10 Comments | Comments RSS
10 comments to "Parkie Missed Connection on Craigslist"
  1. levelheaded @ March 30, 2010 at 10:03 am
    creepy!

  2. matt @ March 30, 2010 at 11:58 am
    Misspelling safety twice in such a creepy post has to qualify as the white van rapist equivalent of a Freudian slip.

  3. James Tucker @ March 30, 2010 at 12:08 pm
    How is it that this guy thinks that a girl who just helped her Dad clean out his saftey deposit box would be cruising Craigslist an hour or two later? Or even 3-4 days later? I am not sure this even fits under the catagory of “Desperate for a Date”

  4. Merritt Patterson @ March 30, 2010 at 12:25 pm
    I always wonder that too, James.

    BTW, the “m4m” part of the missed connection means a male looking for a male.

  5. James Tucker @ March 30, 2010 at 1:15 pm
    I kind of think that emptying the safety deposit occurs just before the fleeing ahead of the indictment. Dad and daughter may be out of the country by now.

  6. kmom @ March 30, 2010 at 3:32 pm
    and Merritt was on Craigslist, missed connections because……………

  7. Gagree @ March 30, 2010 at 4:54 pm
    @James Tucker…even after Merritt told you it was a dude, you still don’t seem to be following.

  8. S @ March 30, 2010 at 5:08 pm
    @kmom, because this is some quality journalism.

  9. A.B. @ March 30, 2010 at 5:24 pm
    Creepiest part is my husband took our 5 year old son to clean out our safe deposit box that day. Son was wearing light blue t-shirt and jeans. Candy bowl was molested. Hmmmmmm….

  10. James Tucker @ March 30, 2010 at 6:12 pm
    @Gagree, Dad and SON may be out of the country by now. Or maybe the guy wasn’t the son and maybe he is out of the country and his “dad” is now missing. Or maybe it wasn’t really his dad but a sugar daddy. Or maybe the son has had to enter therapy because someone told him some dude on craigslist is hitting on him. ijs

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