Girls, This is the Park Cities, Get Some Proper Undergarments

What do SMU girls and windy days have in common? They’re both pretty cheeky. Or at least that’s what this reader noticed.

Yesterday- driving south on Hillcrest- SMU coed going into Cotton Island- wind blows up her cotton skirt- and she is wearing a THONG.  She tans naked.  Ask me how I know. And this girl was no Cindi Crawford.

Really- you put on what is more like bathing suit cover up on one of the windiest days of the year and then think- hey- perfect underwear- thong.  What happened to weighted hems?

Can’t you write a cheeky (HAHAHA) column about proper underwear?

By Merritt Patterson May. 11, 2010 | 1:56 pm | 8 Comments | Comments RSS
8 comments to "Girls, This is the Park Cities, Get Some Proper Undergarments"
  1. Gagree @ May 11, 2010 at 3:09 pm
    A college girl wearing a THONG?? No way. Wow, that sure is crazy.

    I kept waiting for the story to get better, but it stayed lame all the way to the end.

  2. Thongtastic @ May 11, 2010 at 3:45 pm
    Are you sure it was a college girl???? PC mommies proudly tan and squirm around in their t-backs all the time…just sayin’.

  3. welcome to today @ May 11, 2010 at 4:08 pm
    a lot of girls in their 20′s probably only wear thongs (if they aren’t comando). we had girls in hs who did it and that was in the mid-90′s.

  4. Math Class Anonymous @ May 11, 2010 at 4:54 pm
    HIGH SCHOOL girls wear them, with an equal ability to fail to cover them up sometimes…

  5. MK @ May 11, 2010 at 5:19 pm
    Totally unrelated, but I tried wearing a thong once. After suffering an atomic wedgie lasting 45 minutes, I threw them in the trashcan. Gimme my granny panties back.

  6. Tk @ May 12, 2010 at 10:33 am
    I have a thong story with a high ewww factor. My 6th grade daughter got a good glimpse of her L.A. teacher’s rump! The teacher bent over to pick something up and gasp… It was very disturbing to my daughter and the few other students that witnessed the full moon over Mc Culloch.
    What’s wrong with panties and a slip?

  7. citygirl @ May 12, 2010 at 11:14 am
    I think panty lines are way worse!

  8. HPW @ May 29, 2010 at 11:43 pm
    Whats wrong with wearing a thong? Its perfectly normal, jesus we live in 2010 people! Some of us don’t want panty lines. Obviously the girl didnt let her skirt fly up on purpose. Come on, write something smart. Why are we talking about panties?!

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