Tuxedo-wearing gent and D Magazine editor Tim Rogers has brought this nugget of information about an article on the tech blog Gizmodo — Disclaimer: Saucy language used throughout — aptly titled Confessions from the Most Corrupt Apple Store in America.

Why should Dallas care about a large corporation that has countless stores across America?

This one’s supposedly at NorthPark. Dallas Morning News is confirming it, too.

It’s a long read which means there’s lots of juicy gossip about the seedy underbelly of Genius Bars.

Here’s a safe pull quote:

“ive used someone elses hard drive as a skateboard cause he told the store I smelled.”

— Ronald

Update: If you’re wondering, I have the “d” from Tim Rogers’ name in my possesion.