When I saw this list of Thanksgiving closings on the University Park website …

City Hall and the Peek Service Center will be closed Thursday, November 22 and Friday, November 23 for the Thanksgiving holiday.  Both buildings will reopen Monday, November 26 at 8 a.m.

UP Public Library will be closed from Thursday, November 22 through Monday, November 26.  The library will reopen Tuesday, November 27 at 10 a.m.

Night Court will not be held on Wednesday, November 21.

… the last line immediately brought to mind this piece of greatness.