There was an item in this week’s police blotter that made a couple of us chuckle:
At 6:30 p.m. on Dec. 11, a thief entered DSW at Preston Center and placed nine Michael Kors purses with a combined value of $1,500 over his right arm. He then walked calmly out the front door, threatening to slap anyone who came near him, before fleeing in a black 1999 Buick sedan. Employees say this is the third time he has stolen from the store.
Based on years of watching Project Runway, I can easily see Kors himself calmly threatening to slap anyone who came near him.