George Costanza Would Have Loved This

Would you pay $89 to cram 4 hours of deep sleep into an hour? Just think about the positive impact this would have had on George Costanza’s career.

I pass the new Adrift Float Spa in Preston Center several times each week. I’ve wondered what it is so I finally checked it out online.

Here’s the deal. You float in a private cabin filled with ten inches of water and 1,000 pounds of Epsom salt. They say that one hour of floating in the tank is equal to 4 hours of deep sleep.

7 thoughts on “George Costanza Would Have Loved This

  • March 29, 2011 at 9:56 am
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    I did this in college. It was called X.

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  • March 29, 2011 at 10:21 am
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    @grump

    I believe you’re now in the running for Comment of the Year.

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  • March 29, 2011 at 10:36 am
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    I did this at a spa in Bermuda a few years back and got the biggest headache. I don’t sleep well with water in my ears. It also felt like I was trying to balance on a raft. I love spa treatments, but won’t be doing this one!

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  • March 29, 2011 at 11:31 am
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    Do they change the salts every single time? I can’t sleep in a dirty “bed.” Ewwww.

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  • March 29, 2011 at 9:03 pm
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    Does this involve sex in any way?

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  • March 30, 2011 at 8:24 am
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    This really isn’t a new craze. Has anybody ever heard of SALT LAKE, UTAH?

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