An HP Resident Wants to Sell You His Bong

They were not lying. It is very clean. Source: Craigslist

Georgia struck gold a few weeks back when she found the “I’ll trade you a Maltese for a Macbook” Craigslist ad.

Well, we now have someone you wants to sell you his “water pipe.” According to the ad, the bong’s “only been used a couple of times but hits great and clean.” I don’t know if “hits great and clean” is an expression, or just poor grammar, but that pipe does look pretty clean.

Oh and it’s not broken or anything: “I just don’t need it anymore.” He’s moved up, probably has a super-sweet three-footer he’s currently plowing through as we speak, with The Price is Right on in the background.

A few things:

  • There isn’t a better market for selling used bongs than Craigslist?
  • Really, anywhere is probably better than Craigslist, where your phone number is displayed for literally the entire world to see.
  • Anyone recognize that kitchen?
By Bradford Pearson Jun. 25, 2012 | 11:29 am | 9 Comments | Comments RSS
9 comments to "An HP Resident Wants to Sell You His Bong"
  1. Dixie @ June 25, 2012 at 12:02 pm
    Wow. I thought HP kids were smarter than that.

  2. Gringo Bling @ June 25, 2012 at 12:23 pm
    Who said anything about kids?

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  4. boredreader @ June 25, 2012 at 5:41 pm
    This is hilarious…

  5. amanda @ June 26, 2012 at 9:25 am
    Maybe his glaucoma cleared up.

  6. Scooter @ June 26, 2012 at 5:22 pm
    So exactly what did he want to barter a bong for? I want to know what kind of people answer the add.

  7. Georgia Fisher @ June 26, 2012 at 5:30 pm
    Excellent find, Brad!

    I’m going off-topic, here, but think I may even have another Craigslist item for our list — courtesy of my stepdad, who found it on the San Antonio page. It’s the creepiest “ice cream van” in the world. And it doesn’t even have air-conditioning.

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